There’s a reason they call dogs Man’s Best Friend. And if someone or something were to ever try to come between a man and his dog, it wouldn’t be a pretty situation.
That’s why when one man’s girlfriend gave him the ultimatum of choosing between her and his faithful furry friend, he was taken aback.
The man and his partner had been dating for four years and were ready to move in together when she blindsided him with the demand. He had a decision to make, and the answer hit him immediately. So he took to Craigslist to make a post…
“MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So… anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!”
How funny is that? What a perfect answer! ????
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This isn’t just any old dog massage! This sneaky cat has got a trick up her sleeve! LOL!
Every dog needs a cat like this one! Watch this talented feline perform some kind of hypnotherapy mesmeric hand-body-mind dog massage thingy to put its canine patient in a state of deep, almost trance-like sleep. It’s amazing!
The way the paws expertly rub the dog’s face… she puts the pooch in a zen-like state and then tries to get all his treats!!
We can only assume that these two are besties, because no self-respecting dog would ever react so calmly to a cat trying to steal all his food. And for all the cat vs. dog stories out there that end badly for the dog (okay okay, there are a few that end badly for the cat), we’re always happy to find the exceptions to the rule. Because if cats and dogs can get along, well, anything is possible, people. World peace. A cure for the flu. Feline tantric massage parlors. We’re dreamers and believers.
